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THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT -


TAGS: a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away
Rating: 4.85/5

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axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:24 pm
NVM found it 154220 But still you made a far better poster then I
axe11154 - November 5, 2012, 12:19 pm
:( sorta sucks I beat some one to a picture but now I cant find it, It was the childish one about how only a child can see what the artist doesn't,
crowe - October 24, 2012, 1:39 am
DAmn! ...it is! LOL!
falloutghoul - October 22, 2012, 7:35 pm
Damn it! XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 6:34 pm
I'll stick with my books. They're basically just long comics anyways.....and the come without the ridicule. :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 5:35 pm

wanna borrow some of mine? i got tons :)
crankyhead - October 22, 2012, 5:18 pm
That's the lion's hind leg, right? =)
maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:07 pm
I Know About That Song In Your Head Thing Over And Over Yah.
Airman - October 22, 2012, 5:04 pm
I will get you for this one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 4:51 pm
I don't think I've ever read a comic book.
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:48 pm

dang...can't get the song outta my head now :)
Reality Lord - October 22, 2012, 3:47 pm

...you read more than comic books....wicked dude :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
I take a break from the insufferable puns in the Spider Robinson novel I'm reading and this is what I find.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 3:25 pm
HAH! Rick oughta love this one. 5L


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


GOD -


TAGS: god jokers surround himself marian
Rating: 4.42/5

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rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:28 pm
Nice new take on it
carebear - March 3, 2012, 8:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
thanks
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
n-i-c-e
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:54 pm

lolz


THE REPUBLICAN PLAN - A four phase plan for domination of the country


TAGS: quayle bush palin doris chimpanzee funny
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

GoForthAndDie - October 24, 2008, 7:54 pm
Shame Phase 4 isn't running this year, he'd get my vote.
Monkey - October 24, 2008, 5:17 pm
Phase Four definitely looks like a liberal.


JUSTIN BIEBER -


TAGS: they love him in germany
Rating: 4.5/5

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prattman - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
So is David Hasselhoff.
TerrorAustralis - September 11, 2011, 12:16 am
its australia, 5L for subtle references to other posters


1ST GRADE - the long journey begins


TAGS: teacher loves him
Rating: 4.79/5

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Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 1:32 pm
LOL :) 5poodles


WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT GREY - loves him some BBQ they mean it


TAGS: takes it with him
Rating: 4.43/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:47 pm
SaWeeet!!! 5L


LOVE CURES ALL - What It Doesn't Cure.... It Drives Over The Edge


TAGS: kurt cobain courtney love drove him to kill himself
Rating: 4.5/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:06 pm
Brilliant.


THIS MEANS WAR -


TAGS: chimp bugs bunny quote
Rating: 4.77/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:31 pm

maybe grandma should see somebody about her dander situation.
ultimaterorschach - April 14, 2011, 2:23 pm
Looks like Grandma


DNA - 2% makes a difference


TAGS: dna chimp
Rating: 2.05/5

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Nighthorse - May 15, 2011, 8:27 pm
That's a gorilla, not a chimp. Taxonomy FAIL.
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 8:51 am
What you don't know is that the chimp is imitating the kid who's reflection you see in the glass..he was doing the exact same thing five seconds earlier. That or the kids mom is just THAT hot.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:51 pm
teh he, evolution or Intel. Design?


CALL ME "MONKEY" ONE MORE TIME! - I'm a mother effin chimp!


TAGS: chimp gun
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
Ohhh I feel you're pain sista!


PROVERBS -




PORTALS - NOT ALL OF THEM LEAD TO LEVEL 10 -




JOB QUALIFICATIONS -




YOUR DATE - You know it's not working out when she begs you to slip her a roofie.


TAGS: please strike him now lord
Rating: 4.92/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
in which case we would call that premeditation, her a sl*t, and she would get to be shared with all your weird friends and relatives:)
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:05 pm

especially when she supplies her own roofie for you to slip her
Verdeckt - February 4, 2012, 11:43 pm
Comment win!
BeNiceToMe - February 4, 2012, 9:01 pm
thanks Sho :)
Sho - February 4, 2012, 8:47 pm
Qmao


FUKUSHIMA DISASTER -


TAGS: nuclear fukushima accident meltdown sushi
Rating: 4.14/5

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Nagard - May 12, 2011, 1:03 pm
I think I got my humor from my grandfather... This is pure evil and I still think it's funny :D


IN CASE OF FIRE ... - FINISH HIM!




CUBBY - has had just about enough of your shenanigans




TRUST -




THE JAPANESE - PART 2 -




THE HUNTER -


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l


THE END -


TAGS: repent because you cant outrun him and or her
Rating: 3.28/5

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Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:43 pm
The best line(s) for me in that whole movie, and it's a hard choice to make for good reason, is: "Right, I'm going in. Cover me."
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:07 pm
Still, 5 holy hand grenades.
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 8:06 pm
This was a good poster until you started whining! (Damn cat fanciers)
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
Yeah, yeah... You were just being lazy, admit it.
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:38 pm
I normally hate "quote" posters. Make up your own damn text, dammit! Any 'tard can raid quote sites. But when I was perusing the good ol' Book of Revelations, you know, just doin' some light reading, this passage just lept out at me.


BLACK BELT CHIMP -


TAGS: chimps karate
Rating: 3.1/5

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lesterinside - January 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
kungfu monkey style!!!


EVOLUTION - Some catch on later




DON'T CRY NOW SAKURA - the worst of what is happen to Sasuke is over, now... they are just slap the shit out of him.


TAGS: cry sakura sasuke naruto lol slap the shit out of him
Rating: 2.06/5

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 7:24 pm
Also make rape on English the language they do.


HIROSHIMA - Ha, you missed.


TAGS: hiroshima japan atomic bomb
Rating: 1.73/5

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LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:35 pm
Monty Python is always a good source!
Nonsense - April 6, 2009, 5:26 pm
Good response.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 11:01 am
They said you couldn't build a castle in a swamp, but I did - and it sank. So I built another one on top of it - and it sank. So I built another one on top of that and it burned down, fell over and sank! But now, THIS one stands!
Nonsense - April 6, 2009, 10:46 am
Yes we did. Still standing, isn't it?
anon - April 6, 2009, 1:09 am
No, We didn't


CAREER CHANGE -


TAGS: im taking my car to him
Rating: 4.6/5

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redhdsrbst - May 6, 2010, 8:58 am
Through the tailpipe .. sounds more like a Proctologist .. 5L anyway cause the ending left me in stitches XD


BIEBER -


TAGS: demotivating for the record i only listen to him while cruising with chomp near middle schools
Rating: 4.59/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 7:49 pm
but by the time his balls do drop- ...oh that'5 right, they wont
Krissie - August 21, 2010, 7:35 am
Bwahahahahahaaa! whoever photoshopped this did a great job!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:45 pm
LOL Very nice FP.
Zealot - August 20, 2010, 4:04 pm
well, thats not saying much, cause his balls wont drop, not because they're non existant but because his manager makes him take steroids that keep them from doing that to keep his voice that way
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 3:53 pm
Thanks grey and Rl i did nothing to the pic.
Reality Lord - August 20, 2010, 2:36 pm

did you shop the boobs down..lol.
GreyScorpion - August 20, 2010, 2:23 pm
and for the record, this is my first, and last, bieber poster approval...and I choose to not vote...damn you FP


WHAT S IN A NAME? -


TAGS: where is the admiral when we need him
Rating: 4.5/5

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Robikus - September 13, 2011, 2:29 pm
Schrodinger has gone too far!
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 12:26 am
5 support payments
agdaniele - October 28, 2010, 11:21 pm
Wait for us over there.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 11:12 am
The Name of the Cat is Schroedinger? BTW, there's a similar naughtyfake with the subject "Venus Fly Trap"...


ENOLA GAY -




WET? -




UNFORESEEN - Video-games,anime...i hope you understand.


TAGS: tsukihime sion funny poster
Rating: 3.4/5

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Silverheart - April 10, 2013, 11:53 pm

Anime themed posters almost never do well here... try submitting this and others to www.animeotakus.org (affiliated anime site)


ALLIGATORS -




YES HE CAN! - Patrick Star for White House!


TAGS: patrick and spongebob vote him
Rating: 2/5

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Player_Meyer - September 8, 2009, 5:58 am
I was thinking in the line of: "Spongebob the builder... can he fix it? YES HE CAN!" lmao anyway


BUBBLES - Yeah, MJ's death really shook him up.


TAGS: monkey chimp michael jackson girlfriend
Rating: 2/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 5:04 pm
Too funny bOB...5 Poodles from me. What ever happen to Bubbles anyway?


I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE -




SANDWICHES - I warned him that this bitch wasn't going to make them anymore ...


TAGS: sandwiches warned him bitch not
Rating: 4.71/5

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MPsniper - June 14, 2012, 5:20 am
ok...now go open the dryer...and fold the clothes.


JEBEDIAH DECIDED - the barn raising was over time for some plowing


TAGS: the bitchin bonnets put him over the top
Rating: 4.47/5

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ICEMAN - May 18, 2010, 11:41 pm
Time to sow them oats. 5L
GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 9:28 pm
5 Rumspringas!!
spacedog - May 18, 2010, 8:47 pm
LOL! 5L.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:42 pm
5L!!! Buggy style!
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:53 pm
ROR!
Airman - May 18, 2010, 4:50 pm
Witness II, escape from PA
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:32 pm
I just googled it.. it is him, he was there while someone was shooting somtin?
Airman - May 18, 2010, 4:27 pm
looks a little like him. Not sure
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:22 pm
Is that Bam Magera?


GOOD BOY REX - Who's a good deadly reptile?? You are! Yes you are- Wait! Let go of my arm! WTF!?! I did NOT say roll over!! Bad rex! BAD RE-*glug glug glug*




THE SECRET - Santa's Secret Weiner Elves... delivering Santa's gifts through your apartment building's ductwork




THE JIG -




IN MEMORY OF -


TAGS: with all due respect to hiroshima the bomb
Rating: 2.96/5

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rockntractor - November 16, 2009, 10:20 pm
We cooked their sushi!
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 9:07 pm
Way to flip on the scat signal, Dre.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:58 pm
just dont let WTFO see it
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Leave politics out of this poster, ok? It's a simple, great poster.
ICEMAN - November 16, 2009, 8:52 pm
Yeah, all the current admin does is bow to the other leaders.
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 8:39 pm
Wow, that means a lot, Dre. Thanks.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:38 pm
FFFFUUUUU double posts
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:38 pm
Honestly, one of my favorite motifakes ever
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:37 pm
Honestly, one of my favorite motifakes ever
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 8:18 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Those were good times.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:13 pm
Ahhhhh... those were the days. 5L


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


ANIME BABES - its so close but so far away


TAGS: anime babes orihime rangiku
Rating: 2.58/5

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Nadeor - March 24, 2010, 10:02 pm
When will people know that Motifake is not an AMP thread...
DreMagnum - February 20, 2010, 1:54 am
see cpn, thats the kind of avatar im talking about VARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM
CpnKangaroo - February 20, 2010, 1:43 am
he needs to really read his messages. because he doesn't seem to get it.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 1:37 am
Thought I'd approve one more of these... just so everyone knows... he's socially inept.


bad santa -


TAGS: chimney
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - January 13, 2017, 11:20 am

oh yeah brother.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 13, 2017, 4:05 am
Bettie Page, oh man, what a bombshell.
concern3 - December 20, 2016, 3:41 am
Nice, UP yours


Peace -


TAGS: life lessons calendar hiroshima peace park
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 20, 2014, 11:21 am

That goes without saying. 'Matrimonial Cochlear Atrophy' occurs instantaneously with, "I do."
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 10:11 pm
No, gone deaf
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:18 pm

Uhhhh...a slow learner?
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:15 pm

I was bruised from my left ear to a couple inches below my collarbone. I married him anyway. To this day, no one can walk up on him without getting a pretty violent reaction. Thankfully, I'm the only one he's ever grabbed.
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:13 pm

Moooo, I walked up behind my then boyfriend, who was standing on a moutain overlook, staring out at the trees, two-weeks after he got home. Startled him and he tried to kill me. He realized who I was just before he would have broken my neck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:43 pm
..throat and punching her in the face while asleep. His father in law didn't take it too well either. I'd doubt that story from some men, not this one. He's as gentle as they come.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:41 pm
One of my staff (also a good friend) was in the military for 20 years, before PTSD was understood many men dealt with it and suffered from it on their own. He suffered from terrible nightmares.....One of which led to him grabbing his wife by the ...
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 12:37 pm

My husbing broke my nose when we'd been married 2-weeks. Yes, purely accidental~~rolling around on our bed and he cracked me with his forearm. My size-20-shirt-wearin daddy was unamused at my 2 black eyes. Un-ameuuuuuuused.
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 11:57 am
I live in that little round thing up there. The Concertina wire helps.
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 11:57 am
Makes you a newlywed. The pugilism will abate some once you enhance yer vocabulary with words like ‘by golly, yer right’ and ‘whatever was I thinking’, but I’ve learned ‘………’ works best.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 11:30 am
I've been punched in the nose by my wife....what kind of man does that make me? 5L


SO BLOW ME A KISS - and that's lucky too


TAGS: chim chiminee
Rating: 4.74/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 11:01 pm
classic
GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 1:53 pm
LOL 5L


THAT MAGICAL TIME - As only a child can see it.


TAGS: magic chimney
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 11:50 am
Too cute!


AT MOTINET HQ - there are no off hours


TAGS: motinet mr m find him
Rating: 4.5/5

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DavidEMartin - December 19, 2011, 7:49 pm
Nice photo ! Interesting to see the occupancy of the building. Most still be getting its first tenenats in, as some of the floors look unfinished.


RON - You've gotta give him credit for his photo's.


TAGS: ron give him credit for his photo s
Rating: 4.41/5

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ronsart - February 21, 2010, 1:58 am
thx Mr. MustyK...my god...u a busy lil bee with so many posters...get back to work and take a bathroom break tomorrow...some classic,s...good for you!


HERO -


TAGS: bow down to him cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

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shmoe13 - January 29, 2011, 5:49 am
hes gone way off the deep end, he was at his place with 5 pornstars and a "BRIEFCASE!!!" OF COKE. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE U STUPID ASSHOLE
culos - August 30, 2010, 5:10 am
It must be a true burden to be him, why else would he be an alcoholic?
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 1:01 am
[email protected], you prick!
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:55 am
Nah he just said something about public indecency and community service.
Cubbybear - August 29, 2010, 12:52 am
LOL...didn't the judge warn you two to stay away from each other.
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:49 am
I put one through your nose!
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:41 am
Shoulda put a ring on my finger, then!
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:39 am
Thats when you still wanted to be a showgirl, now all you do is nag and eat bon bons. I wasted my youth on you!
agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 12:30 am
You should know.... you bought most of them for me!
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:18 am
And the other half is ballgowns and lingerie right Aggy!
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 11:53 pm
A true throwback to the rat pack era stars. Half my wardrobe looks like what he wears on two and a half men.


THE PILL -


TAGS: when airman goes on a secret mission not even chuck norris can find him
Rating: 4.27/5

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Airman - April 2, 2010, 12:13 pm
I hate it when that happens!
Faceplant31 - April 2, 2010, 11:57 am
Nice


IT'S ALL RELATIVE. - Why is this guy considered a war hero (George Custer), yet Heinrich Himmler is considered a war criminal?


TAGS: george custer heinrich himmler criminal
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 2:49 pm
Oddly enough, the lives lost on both sides were for nothing because the country is now sh*t.
steve1961 - February 17, 2013, 9:58 am
The George C Scott Patton or the Gerald McRaney Patton?
falloutghoul - February 17, 2013, 9:51 am
And then they killed him and his troops. Justice.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 16, 2013, 9:46 pm
Anything good he did he erased by murdering the Native Americans.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 1:02 pm
He was the Patton of his day, and such a man makes many political enemies: southern sympathizers and political rivals, such as President Grant. That's why they sent him out west, to be forgotten.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2013, 11:50 am
Because he balked Jeb Stuart's vaunted cavalry with a 400 to 4000 disadvantage, preventing them from attacking the union rear during Pickett's famous charge at Gettysburg! We'd be living in a very different nation if Stuart had gotten through.


RESPECT -


TAGS: logicdude 5000 forum posts scratch his belly and listen to him purrr
Rating: 4.11/5

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LogicDude - January 24, 2010, 9:07 pm
Thanks GS! After naptime I get a cup of applesauce! Nummy!!!


JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS AND RHINOS - someone please check on Cubby




OH LET'S TRY - 6 ball in the corner, 3 in the side, and 12 ball off the lamp, over the table, off the wall and into that corner


TAGS: don t bet against him
Rating: 4.05/5

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spacedog - December 10, 2009, 12:09 pm
Excellent work Airman, 5Ls.
LD0ne - December 8, 2009, 4:51 pm
JESUS SAVES!!!! passes to moses who shoots and SCORES!!!
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 3:30 pm
and nothing but net....5 fast eddie felsons!!


BABY PICTURES - An embarrassingly effective form of psychological torture, most commonly used by mothers when meeting your date for the first time. Isn't that right, LogicDude?


TAGS: logicdude should be happy i didnt use the one of him in the bathtub
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:46 am
I remember waaaaay back then when I wore a diaper! Now I wear "Oops! I crapped my pants" undergarments. They're 'garments' so it's not the same. *sniff* Uh-oh...Roamer? ROAMER!? I need a new 'garment'!
Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:35 am
Awwww, how cuuute!!! Is litlle baby Logic gonna munch his little toesies? Num-num-num, num-num-num! Aren't you just the sweetest little... *sniff* Uh-oh. Someone needs a diaper change. Yes they do. And it's Uncle Roamer's turn to chane you, isn't it?


SPARTANS -




GOODYEAR TIRES - Their man has really let himself go.


TAGS: goodyear tires logo mascot let himself go balthazar buffy the vampire slayer bad girls
Rating: 2.36/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 8:41 pm
dont you mean the michelin man?


CHURCH SONGS - Pushing for paedophilia since 1962...




AWESOMENESS - “It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... DARY!”


TAGS: awesome barney himym cool legendary
Rating: 1.21/5

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bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:47 am
You look familiar. Would you happen to go to UTA?


OXYMORON -




FIELD TRIPS -


TAGS: cant take him anywhere
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sean - November 13, 2010, 5:21 pm
I remember that day. The short bus was in the shop.
culos - November 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
I spent too much time playin wife on many nights. Four months ago you promised me by now I'd have my wedding ring You've shown no committment to me, I cannot blame you for using me If I continue to let this be Cause shacking with a man just ain't me.
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:06 pm

not a freaking chance
culos - November 1, 2010, 6:05 pm
do you promise to be gentle with me?
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:02 pm

you liked it last time.
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:59 pm
Promising you won't use your teeth doesn't make it any better!
rerun - November 1, 2010, 5:52 pm

come on Culos, I promise I won't bite
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:21 pm
Hell No! 5 major moons to you...


THE SECRET IS OUT -


TAGS: bone cd gotta luv him
Rating: 4.6/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 1:16 pm
no truck nuts, bob the builder lunch box, and the hello kitty is on my arm lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 12:45 pm
I heard he has a Dora the explorer lunch box.
R.S.Jake - June 15, 2010, 12:45 pm
Un-confirmed rumor of course.
R.S.Jake - June 15, 2010, 12:44 pm
I heard Canada has a Hello Kitty Tramp Stamp...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 12:41 pm
I'd bet you have "truck balls" don't you?
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 12:40 pm
fuck no! i'd put those on my truck just to look for trouble
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm sure you mean "gay-ass".....we know you're into that sort of thing.
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 12:30 pm
LOL! those are bad ass tail pipes!
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2010, 9:09 am
If that LP isn't 'shopped, it was well spotted!
Cubbybear - June 14, 2010, 11:10 pm
That's one expensive mistake
BoneCD - June 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
LMAO Cubby!!! I went out of town for a week and look what MrsBone did to my ride!


THE GREY SCORPION -


TAGS: respect him tribute
Rating: 4.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:50 am
thank you cubby!! I bow in honor, to your amesomeness. 5L


GOING DOWN -




HEY BABE -


TAGS: dont worry sean will work with him
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
LOL!


BONECD -


TAGS: i plan to use him as a coaster
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

gil - March 31, 2010, 12:18 am
this is great
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 6:11 pm
Love the pic too!!!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 6:09 pm
*psst* Bone45 is long gone too
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 6:08 pm
Hey Trash...when I put my cape on I become BoneDVD...I'm still working on the BlueRay, in case you were wondering
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 11:05 pm
TTH........... FT mother fukkin W!
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 10:52 pm
Shit Aggy it all started with ........ Boneagraph!
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 10:35 pm
That reads awfully!
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 10:34 pm
Ok, I'll pull Bone reel-to-reel outta my ass!
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 10:34 pm
LMAO!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 10:15 pm
He lasted a lot longer than Bone8Track.
agdaniele - March 29, 2010, 10:11 pm
We all know what happened to BoneLP


WHAT!? - YOU SAY WE'RE RELATED TO HUMANS? THAT'S INSULTING, THIS IS.


TAGS: chimp ape insult what
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:24 am
Maybe I'm not a cop. Maybe I'm a stalker. A crazy, deranged stalker. Perhaps I'm watching you right now? Don't turn around. I've been known to bite when cornered.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 7:07 pm
You have pictures of me that exceed the line that I have... thus... You work for the police... I will deny EVERYTHING...
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 10:41 am
It was either this picture or the one of you in a crack den. I took the high ground.
M0rd3kaI - May 26, 2012, 9:50 am
Captured my rare stoned/wtf face... congrats young one...


SANTA -


TAGS: yeah its him cubby
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

firedog911 - December 22, 2010, 7:17 am
This is why Santa shouldn't summer in Florida!
firedog911 - December 22, 2010, 7:17 am
This is why Santa shouldn't summer in Florida!


THANK GOD FOR ALARM CLOCKS - Aggy was jolted out of his nightmare from hell


TAGS: no more chimichangas after 9 for you
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 3:44 pm
What is that rayon? Tisk Tisk!
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 3:35 pm
I couldn't believe I wore that dress!


THE NEW MOD -


TAGS: why didn t you hire him sooner cubby
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 10:10 pm
Droopy! Oooohhh boy.
Hawamleh - July 22, 2010, 10:07 pm
Who is it?


CUBBY - Will never forgive Logicdude for telling him that Lilliput was full of sexy Asian women !!!


TAGS: cubby will never forgive logicdude for telling him
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Anonymous2 - January 24, 2010, 8:53 pm
Cubby - BIG in Japan...
Derek - January 24, 2010, 4:53 pm
Aha! It's not that he likes them small, it's just that he's really BIG


LEVERAGE -


TAGS: archimedes was a cocky bastard
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
NO No it's NOT superglue. That's the lazy man's way to make a motifake.
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:50 am
Wait.... is that Super Glue on the rock?!?!?
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:40 am
it was just phoned in.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:40 am
Alright, truth be told. I spent 3 months teaching him tai chi. Then, at a predictable part of his routine, I slipped the rock and the cookie jar in place and snapped the pic. I think now you can understand why I resent so much the stuff that looks like
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Oh yeah..... very zen.
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:05 am
Well done.
Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:40 pm
I think you nailed this one. I'll leave it alone and screw up something else. CR
Sean - September 5, 2009, 9:25 pm
Hey thanks. And sorry 'bout that. Of course it hurts to see a pic you like done not-so-well eh? Such is the unique vulnerability of a motifaker. Keep the pic though, and use it a couple of months from now if you come up with something you like.
Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:22 pm
Good poster. I found this picture and couldn't think of anything to do with it. 5L
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 9:07 pm
Favourite pass time? I knew it.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 9:05 pm
taxidermy
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 9:02 pm
How'd you get it to pose like that Sean?


SERGEANT THOMAS A. BAKER - Medal of Honor winner. Man's Game.


TAGS: look him up marvel at his awesomeness
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - October 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Baker_%28Medal_of_Honor%29


THE GREAT ORATOR -


TAGS: i wonder how much national lampoon paid him truly priceless
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

KDP3 - September 25, 2009, 12:10 pm
This and Chavez's reviewing South of the Border was epic


TRUE LOVE - Your old, short and gray. So why is she so turned on every time she sees you. It must be that huge lump in your pants.


TAGS: turn ons assignment be nice don t tell him its his wallet
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by pieman

Eeyore3061 - December 26, 2010, 3:42 pm
Just look at the SIZE of that checkbook he gave her. ;)
pieman - April 16, 2010, 2:52 pm
*pssst* You weren't supposed to tell him. Read the tag.
Koradan - April 16, 2010, 2:40 pm
Whoa, Rod is short! However, it looks like he's at the right height; he's almost at nom-nom level!
Koradan - April 16, 2010, 2:39 pm
By "lump", do you mean that big wad of cash in his pocket?


With him -


TAGS: with him id do ungodly things on her
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by The Pace

Logic Man - July 15, 2009, 4:28 pm
LOL....nice...tap that ass I will...smoke the cock she will
YodaFan - July 7, 2009, 7:44 pm
Gorgeous she is! Deep in her, I'd Be! Fuck Her...I Must


CHRISTMAS - Christmas, Christmas time is near Time for toys and time for cheer...


TAGS: alvin chimpmunks prairie dog dogs
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Koradan

aaa - September 21, 2009, 5:43 pm
This is Koradan. I know they are prairie dogs. However, The first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was that song.
DreMagnum - September 21, 2009, 5:31 pm
I dont think those are chipmunks. I may be completely wrong though, but i kind of think them are prarie dogs


DESIGNERS - They Must Be Gender Conscious




DING DONG - The bitch is gone!!!


TAGS: big brother 11 chima
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, Canada... you should not care, but wait... there is a show like Big Brother on in Canada now.
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 10:53 am
who cares,you're arguing aboot a shity staged reality show
Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 10:51 am
Nik: I hate Jeff, he is a bigger asshole. I would tell you who I do like.... Natalie. She is the one person I like to be stuck in a island with. Bria: how come you don't watch Big Brother? Oh... I forgot. Yours in the UK and also.. It is more really.
BriaHere - August 19, 2009, 6:55 am
Yeah, we have Big Brother, but it's just the UK version. I don't watch it, the people in there annoy me.
Nik - August 19, 2009, 12:05 am
Bottom line is she brought it ALL on herself. Good. Dumb bitch showed the rest of the assholes how to do it, and they're following along just nicely. Picking themselves off 1 by 1.
Nik - August 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Whoa Woody...if you don't like Chima, that should automatically make you a Jeff fan. So...why are you calling him a jackass? Who's side are you on anyway?
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 11:59 pm
Do you have Big Brother where you are at? I think you do...Bria, the game fucks with your mind. It just fucks with it.
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 11:57 pm
She should just shut the fuck up and follow the rules.... none of this shit would be happening. But the Diva have to have her way. But she did not. another jackass overuled her on voting night and the cards come crashing down on her. Dumb bitch.
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 11:52 pm
She is a actress on Big Brother 11 on the USA... she left the show because she was being a tramp and the powers that be took her out of the game. Now, she will not get any money and she will not be invited to any of the other big brother contests.
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:49 am
Who is she? Her face scares me.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
I,thank you... the people thank you... and the world thank you.
Nik - August 17, 2009, 9:50 pm
Love it!!! Nice one, Woody. 5+++++


WEDDING DAY BLUES -




SHOWMANSHIP - "urgghhhhhhh..... After the show i'm gonna kill him!"




Once You See Him -




RIP BRETT MICHAELS - And good luck explaining Unskinny Bop to the big guy.


TAGS: i guess the poison finally caught up to him
Rating: 1.73/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 1:34 pm
Whatever floats your boat buddy. I like long walks on the beach, bacon, nice ladies, beer and a bit of cannibalism when the time is right.
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:31 pm
I don't have testicle cancer yet but I do have a testicle fetish if that's what you're asking and what you're into f.p.31.
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
Wow R.S. now you're just making me feel bad. Ok I'm alright now. Durrrrr.
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 1:24 pm
@ Jake- ROR! @ Raisin - Really? Thats terrible... do you have testicular and colon cancer too. If so start a topic in the forum and we can all talk about it.
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 1:19 pm
Faceplant, you owe me 20 bucks! I told you!
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:16 pm
Thanks for making fun of the handicapped. And for the record I am retarted.
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 1:10 pm
You are retarded! Make a BS poster and then comment on it like someone else created it? I don't think your humor is in question, it might be funny if it were true but its not. All that aside 1L
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:03 pm
Because I have really bad taste in humour.
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 12:58 pm
As of yesterday he had a set back in his recovery but didn't die so why make this poster?
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 12:45 pm
What? He's dead? I call dibs on his bandana.


Fukushima power plant -




Gotta name the kid Winston -


TAGS: i mean look at him
Rating: 4.89/5

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Sauce -


TAGS: bierce loved him some sauce
Rating: 4.83/5

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Vinxman - May 8, 2013, 9:37 am
Amen. I put hot sauce on my hot sauce.
Cannabal - May 7, 2013, 4:27 am
I do not want to live in a world without Tabasco.
Rudedog - May 6, 2013, 11:52 pm
I like ketchup and mustard. I'm left with 998 vices. Yes!
BobbEdwards - May 6, 2013, 11:34 pm
Check out the tags. Bierce was only being ironic in his exaggerations.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2013, 10:40 pm
But for Ambrose, Mayonnaise was a great French sauce!


SEAN -




PHYDEAUXS FRIENDS -


TAGS: we all love him except those of us who dont
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by corneredbadger

agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:40 am
"Rebels die many times before their deaths, The stormtroopers never taste of death but once"


all we have -


TAGS: napolean pedro vote for him
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:21 pm
Heh, I guess he got that time machine to work.


Pollution -




LIFELESS -


TAGS: suicide despair bridge fall probably killed him
Rating: 4.56/5

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GreyScorpion - August 6, 2010, 11:41 am
you first, no you first, I insist....whooops, I lied. 5L


A TRAGIC LOSS -


TAGS: hit him with a shovel pzy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Kyronic - June 2, 2012, 11:36 pm
That'5 hilariou5!
Sho - September 10, 2010, 8:30 am
Squidward....


ICEMAN -


TAGS: is it the icewater in his veins that gives him the icicle
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 12:09 am
Yep, I prefer chillin'. Nice Scorp.


FAMILY CURSES -




DESTINATION MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: with his club poised ever so ready upon his shoulder agdaniele knew that his world held more for him all that was required was he step into the new world moderator
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2012, 1:17 pm
Aggy left the site over a year ago. So you're accomplishing nothing......except getting yourself banned when the mods come around
assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding vagina, and I hope she is dead!
Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:26 pm
The Boar tusk adds to the manliness 5/5


He gots no pants! -


TAGS: cartoon planet 51 him her
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by demon001

Cannabal - October 24, 2013, 3:18 pm
Well, these certainly are alien customs.


In his next movie -




FATT MATT - We are all just residents of his planet


TAGS: chicks dig him
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - March 31, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL @ Face 5L
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:33 pm
Its called a tribute to a great contributer ya jackass!
dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 7:31 pm
And they approved this why?
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 5:26 pm
Thx Air! As soon as that bitch gets done rowing me home she better be making me 15 sammmiches...


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